this is literally a picture of a black light on a shower so you can see all the cum. for the aesthetic

this is literally a picture of a black light on a shower so you can see all the cum. for the aesthetic

"
  1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
  2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
  3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
  4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
  5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
  6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
  7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
  8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
  9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
  10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
"
- things to remember, n.m. (via owlsandwinter)
redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

if Pokémon were real then I would have an Aron because that dude is lil and chill and eventually becomes Aggron (whish has a megaevolution now !!!!!) so that would be most dope

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)


I’ve never seen his eyes before

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

I’ve never seen his eyes before

so I was sexting with this guy and we were roleplaying or w/e and I said I was gonna come and then all I could think about was that song "Ohhh, here she comes watch out boy she'll chew you up" and I couldn't stop laughing. I thought you would appreciate that idk bye
Anonymous

oh boy that’s great

fantasy/scifi books are literally like heroin for me like once I get into one im hooked and cant stop its bad but I love it

impressingcoolkids:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD

impressingcoolkids:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD

cooldudebro:

is this a condom full of spaghetti hoops in a bed

cooldudebro:

is this a condom full of spaghetti hoops in a bed

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

onlylolgifs:

Sugar Glider Eating Yogurt

shyboy2002:

scarletivydecember:

angelclark:

5-Year-Old With Autism Paints Stunning Masterpieces 

Autism is a poorly-understood neurological disorder that can impair an individual’s ability to engage in various social interactions. But little 5-year-old Iris Grace in the UK is an excellent example of the unexpected gifts that autism can also grant – her exceptional focus and attention to detail have helped her create incredibly beautiful paintings that many of her fans (and buyers) have likened to Monet’s works.

Little Iris is slowly learning to speak, whereas most children have already begun to speak at least a few words by age 2. Along with speech therapy, her parents gradually introduced her to painting, which is when they discovered her amazing talent.

“We have been encouraging Iris to paint to help with speech therapy, joint attention and turn taking,” her mother, Arabella Carter-Johnson, explains on her website. “Then we realised that she is actually really talented and has an incredible concentration span of around 2 hours each time she paints. Her autism has created a style of painting which I have never seen in a child of her age, she has an understanding of colours and how they interact with each other.”

i want to buy these oh my god

amazing.