it has begun
I wish that turtlenecks were cooler and in style because they are just so comfy to wear like my neck is so cozy but at what price?
should I go on a mission to the kitten. I mean kitchen. but I want both. but their so far away. I’m drunk
We’ve all been in one shower that we were pretty sure was possessed
netflix won’t load
it’s somthing that might happen to me I’m so dumb
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
I bough alcohol for the first time w my fake this is so funnnnn
awe shucks(: now if only I could find someone equally cute to come fall asleep w me
that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
In honor of back-to-school.
that moment when the temp rises in the shower and fluctuates and you absolutely hate every person in the house
I forgot my headphones so I’m going home
-my life by me
so this drop dead gorgeous girl came into work (not a huge deal it happens because it’s Starbucks) and she had a guy w her and he was freaking ugly and obviously didn’t have money and I was like girl you could do way better than him date me. and I mentioned it to my co worker and she was like he proabably has a big dick and I was god I hate those guys. she said ‘spoken like a true team average’ and that’s how you know I’m team average